Avatars (Story version)

You look up at the previous poster's avatar, and make up a story about it.

The fairest Pirate of the land. There once was a lady named Alice the great, who used to sail the oceans and seas with grace, class and dignity.

The Black Rock Shooter, only the best shooter of black rocks, was running through a city.

There once was a demon. She was the most powerful of her kind. Her reign was one full of blood and death. She ruled with an iron fist and didn't care who she killed. Blood was the only thing she liked about the world she lived in and she intended to spread it.

(-Cough.- Mine's better -Cough.-)